The third was a cocktail dress to match the couple's cocktail napkins, ones that read "He had me at hola." We're slowly getting more formal as the weekend continues.

Then, blammo: the bride's wedding gown, a strapless Zuhair Murad Couture gown with a neverending train. Vergara did not look real.

The night ended with Vergara sashaying in a glittery cocktail length dress again, before retreating to her chambers with a stripper from Magic Mike.